Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize