My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
tell me about the eggs
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