i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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