and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My balls are so social today.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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