remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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