Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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