Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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