Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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