i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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