she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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