PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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