let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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