If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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