i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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