I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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