You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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