as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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