I wanna passion pit in your ass
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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