i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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