kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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