Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She even gives head with a lisp.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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