Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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