i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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