NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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