Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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