for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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