Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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