Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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