no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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