twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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