his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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