Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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