To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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