No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The best revenge is premature balding
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
do nipples grow back?
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