I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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