you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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