Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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