R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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