Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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