Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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