Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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