it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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