question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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