Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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