I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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