Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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