Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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