I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just invented taco cereal.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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