Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Help. Why am I so naked?
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