Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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